found an old buddy of yours. ;D
LOLOLOLOL!
You found Jabba!!!!!
Holy Shitaake Mushrooms! I knew they had "Muscle Mapping Shirts". I never knew the line had been expanded to "Flab/Vericose Vein Mapping Shirts".......... My guess is that he is a member of a National Guard unit, during a Physical Fitness test they typically count a pulse and exhale worth 60-65 sit ups.
Speaking of shirts.................